What better story could there possibly be for the national media - even the handful who are ACTUALLY journalists - than the Shakespearian tragedy working it's way through Ottawa as we speak-eth?
Let's see if we have all the components:
1) Tragic "hero" comes to town, and is much disliked by the people (perhaps mistrust is the key word...
2) Old King errs/falters, and young tragic hero ascends the throne...
3) Jury still out on young tragic hero, as we soon learn, he too has glaring faults... Many of which are the same as the old King...
4) Young tragic hero Harper sleeps with his mother and gouges his own eyes out...
There. You see. Shakespearian tragedy at it's finest.
The hubris of man, etc., etc. Harper and his Reform-a-Tory crew were claiming they would "clean up Ottawa". Instead, they have muddied the waters, fouled the food, and cuckolded Canada...
Gouge your snake-eyes out, oh "great leader"! And get thee to a nunnery!
This script writes itself. If the national media really wants a political "story" that's "new" and different from the garbage they've been shoveling the last few months/years...



