Harper: "This is how you keep the media and crowds from making you look bad"
Obama: "Don't have that problem..."
Harper: "So when do we invade Iran?"
Obama: "I think you have me confused with someone else..."
Harper: "We did a good job bs-ing everyone on the environment file - even Dubya couldn't seem this genuine"
Obama: "I wasn't kidding. We're going green. And... stop saying you're just like me. Please".
Harper: "We have a problem with immigrants stealing our jobs..."
Obama: "You gotta be kidding me. You do know who you're talking to here son?"
Harper: "Can't wait for you to start drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge".
Obama: "Were you watching anything but Sarah Palin during our election?"
Harper: "The bailouts you signed won't really "pay out", will they? You'll require the States and municipalities to kick in too, right? That's my plan - we won't have to pay out anything... teehehehehe..."
Obama: (To self: Who is this clown?) "The idea of our bailouts was to actually HELP the people..."
Harper: "So, do you want to start merging now? We can put a fence around the Arctic to keep out the illegal immigrants..."
Obama: "Just what kind of fantasy world do you live in?"
Harper: "Nice to meet another ivory tower... err... intellectual like myself..."
Obama: "Yeah, sure. (To aide) Is it time for us to go already?"