Harper: "This is how you keep the media and crowds from making you look bad"
Obama: "Don't have that problem..."
Harper: "So when do we invade Iran?"
Obama: "I think you have me confused with someone else..."
Harper: "We did a good job bs-ing everyone on the environment file - even Dubya couldn't seem this genuine"
Obama: "I wasn't kidding. We're going green. And... stop saying you're just like me. Please".
Harper: "We have a problem with immigrants stealing our jobs..."
Obama: "You gotta be kidding me. You do know who you're talking to here son?"
Harper: "Can't wait for you to start drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge".
Obama: "Were you watching anything but Sarah Palin during our election?"
Harper: "The bailouts you signed won't really "pay out", will they? You'll require the States and municipalities to kick in too, right? That's my plan - we won't have to pay out anything... teehehehehe..."
Obama: (To self: Who is this clown?) "The idea of our bailouts was to actually HELP the people..."
Harper: "So, do you want to start merging now? We can put a fence around the Arctic to keep out the illegal immigrants..."
Obama: "Just what kind of fantasy world do you live in?"
Harper: "Nice to meet another ivory tower... err... intellectual like myself..."
Obama: "Yeah, sure. (To aide) Is it time for us to go already?"
3 comments:
That was hilarious....
Thanks... There was a (deleted) NeoCon comment about how I "made this up", and, of course, he used some other typically aggressive conservative language...
Delete, delete, delete... When will the loudmouths ever learn, eh? I think they all think they should be like "Papa Bear", or Limbaugh. Loud and angry all the time.
... I think he thought I was deliberately "faking" this "conversation". I guess angry people never can understand humor... (unless, maybe, it is tongue-in-cheek racist/sexist/something-else-ist?)...
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