Thursday, February 19, 2009

A Conversation Overheard On The Hill

Harper: "This is how you keep the media and crowds from making you look bad"

Obama: "Don't have that problem..."

Harper: "So when do we invade Iran?"

Obama: "I think you have me confused with someone else..."

Harper: "We did a good job bs-ing everyone on the environment file - even Dubya couldn't seem this genuine"

Obama:  "I wasn't kidding.  We're going green.  And... stop saying you're just like me.  Please".

Harper:  "We have a problem with immigrants stealing our jobs..."

Obama:  "You gotta be kidding me.  You do know who you're talking to here son?"

Harper:  "Can't wait for you to start drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge".

Obama:  "Were you watching anything but Sarah Palin during our election?"

Harper:  "The bailouts you signed won't really "pay out", will they?  You'll require the States and municipalities to kick in too, right?  That's my plan - we won't have to pay out anything... teehehehehe..."

Obama: (To self: Who is this clown?) "The idea of our bailouts was to actually HELP the people..."

Harper:  "So, do you want to start merging now?  We can put a fence around the Arctic to keep out the illegal immigrants..."

Obama:  "Just what kind of fantasy world do you live in?"

Harper:  "Nice to meet another ivory tower... err... intellectual like myself..."

Obama:  "Yeah, sure.  (To aide) Is it time for us to go already?"

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Big Winnie said...

That was hilarious....

WesternGrit said...

Thanks... There was a (deleted) NeoCon comment about how I "made this up", and, of course, he used some other typically aggressive conservative language...

Delete, delete, delete... When will the loudmouths ever learn, eh? I think they all think they should be like "Papa Bear", or Limbaugh. Loud and angry all the time.

WesternGrit said...

... I think he thought I was deliberately "faking" this "conversation". I guess angry people never can understand humor... (unless, maybe, it is tongue-in-cheek racist/sexist/something-else-ist?)...