Tuesday, September 16, 2008

To Old-Fashioned "Journalists" - We, The New Media, Have Simplified Things For You...

Note to "journalists": Since you have abandoned all research and accountability for your messaging, we here at WesternGrit have put together some simple, easy to digest facts to make your news-gathering a little easier. Instead of smiling and reporting the latest Con soundbyte, try a new diet.

Here it is, MADE REAL SIMPLE FOR YOU - THE CANADIAN MEDIA; True facts (check them out yourselves):

1) Conservatives - by any measure are the WORST fiscal managers in both Canada and the USA's past 50 years, and many would say this Century.

1) Conservatives - by any measure are the WORST fiscal managers in both Canada and the USA's past 50 years, and many would say this Century.

1) Conservatives - by any measure are the WORST fiscal managers in both Canada and the USA's past 50 years, and many would say this Century.

1) Conservatives - by any measure are the WORST fiscal managers in both Canada and the USA's past 50 years, and many would say this Century.

2) Stephen Harper's government (or lack of one) has run up the highest spending totals in CANADIAN HISTORY, and is poised to run us into deficits for the first time in a decade...

2) Stephen Harper's government (or lack of one) has run up the highest spending totals in CANADIAN HISTORY, and is poised to run us into deficits for the first time in a decade...

2) Stephen Harper's government (or lack of one) has run up the highest spending totals in CANADIAN HISTORY, and is poised to run us into deficits for the first time in a decade...

3) Harper's inadequate government and short-sighted economic "vision" has cut from the very institutions WE THE PEOPLE will be required to lean on in a global economic slowdown.

3) Harper's inadequate government and short-sighted economic "vision" has cut from the very institutions WE THE PEOPLE will be required to lean on in a global economic slowdown.

3) Harper's inadequate government and short-sighted economic "vision" has cut from the very institutions WE THE PEOPLE will be required to lean on in a global economic slowdown.

4) Harper has "led" Canada to the worst economic performance in the G7. We used to be at the top with Paul Martin and Jean Cretien... Leader indeed. What did your Mom say about jumping off a cliff after your buddies (in this case the American Republicans)?

4) Harper has "led" Canada to the worst economic performance in the G7. We used to be at the top with Paul Martin and Jean Cretien... Leader indeed. What did your Mom say about jumping off a cliff after your buddies (in this case the American Republicans)?

4) Harper has "led" Canada to the worst economic performance in the G7. We used to be at the top with Paul Martin and Jean Cretien... Leader indeed. What did your Mom say about jumping off a cliff after your buddies (in this case the American Republicans)?

Hopefully that was clear enough for our seriously short-sighted media. Don't you clowns remember how Harper knocked you down and pissed all over you in the Parliamentary Press Gallery? Maybe you like that hmmm....??? Well then, looks like WesternGrit will continue to insult and shit all over the "so-called journalists" who claim to report "the straight facts" in this land...

1 comment:

Joseph said...

Excellent!

Can we mass mail that to journalists in bolder, larger print - so they don't miss it when they grab another donut, or pen? ; ).